I hate this world.

*sigh* Somebody kill me.

Seriously.

I was attempting to produce some illustrations for an upcoming story I started to write, but I failed miserably, as always when I try just anything. My whole existence is unnecessary. Kill me. Now.

I’m bored.

I’m bored, so I’m just gonna post random cute pictures that made me smile. Yay communism!

I planned to upload some drawings of mine, but I suffer from sickness and a serious caffeine shock, so my hands are shaking so I don’t get anything done. Besides, I totally suck at drawing, so I upload pictures I found around the web. All copyright goes to their respective owners and stuff …

If my life was an RPG I would…

…get a sword. DON’T FUCK WITH ME, KIDDO!

…travel the world, searching for lost treasures, and paying my debts with them (sry Konnie, might take me a few weeks…^^)

…be invincible

Actually, my life is not an RPG. Still, reality can kiss my *ss.

Just wanted to say that.

Book of Cataclysm

Those who played syndicate wars should know these. This is true philosophy.

To take one life is sin. To take a thousand is religion.

The courageous enter dark caves alone. The clever send in the courageous first. The cleverest wait behind the clever.

The apprentices asked the Master. “When shall we achieve immortality?”
And the Master answered, “Not in this life.”

Bravery will take you into the most dangerous of places. Overwhelming firepower will see you safely through them.

The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. But the clever have technology, and hide it.

A war refugee sought the Master. He said, “You are wise and serene. Teach me to escape the horrors of this world.” And the Master blinded him with fire-irons.

Follow the more successful thief and steal his ideas.

“Here!” said the Master. “Build me a great tomb in this place.” His apprentices did. It glittered in the sun. “Now go inside,” said he. They entered. An earthquake then destroyed the tomb, burying those within.
The Master smiled. “Even the faithful are not always chosen.”
“This is called sacrifice.”

Even the salamander sometimes burns.

Remember, the meek shall inherit nothing.

The people stood like corn in the high fields and listened to the Master. As the reaper’s blade scythed them all, the Master fell silent. The lesson would be learned by others.

He who lives in the eye of the storm is a mote in the eye of an angry god.

In the darkest times, the true believer hones his combat skills.

The world shall turn and the human race shall pass.
Everything begins anew. The faith has run its course and it is over.

Mark thine enemy, for all that separates the damned from the chosen is a dot of monochrome light, projected onto the back of a neck.

All knowledge is stored somewhere. Be it in books, heads or deep under glaciers. And when we find it, we make it ours. Faith is bricks; knowledge is mortar.

He who shouts loudest can only hear his own voice. Those with true knowledge listen to those with true faith. And those with closed ears never hear the swing of the reaper’s blade.

Poor workers blame their tools. Good workers build better tools. The best workers get their tools to do the work for them.

There is pleasure in stealing the souls of machines.

Not only will all eyes be on the leaders of men, but all combat sights as well.

The Master has no need for money. But still he sits and counts it. As a meditation.

A hundred elephants can wreck the outer walls of a fortress. One diseased rat can kill all those inside.

The non-believers climbed for days to confront the master in the mountains. “Where do you get your so-called faith?” they asked.
“You brought it,” the master replied. “You’ve all climbed so high.”

The Master told his pupils, “Forget being taught and concentrate on learning. When you’re sure, question everything.”

Faithful minds are not enough. Deliver unto us brains also.

The Master held his palms aloft. “Behold my wounds,” said He. The onlookers observed the cauterization and the sunlight that shone through His great hands.
“Let there be pain.”

Hare Hare Yukai! Yay!

No, I am not dancing, since it’s almost impossible to dance while sitting on a chair. Believe me, I tried. I came, danced and failed. Veni vidi failure. Who cares. It’s still warm.

My fellow readers, recently I was asked a lot for anime I could recommend and why, so I decided to use the time I need to study for my French classtest on thursday to give you a short list with short comments. In return, you can also post a comment with series you recommend or just words of praise for me. Anyway, enough chit-chatting, let’s get to business, comrades.

First of all, the rating. The rating goes from 1 (worst) to 5 (best). Since this is a list of recommended shows, a 1 still means it’s a good series, but it’s just not as good as the others in comparison. Besided, this is all my personal opinion and people might think different. Second, I’m gonna give you the title I watched it with, so if it’s the japanese title or the english one, I don’t care. You will find it anyway. Let’s get started.

• [ Clannad ] The typical love-triangle series, even though this triangle has 7 corners. Cute characters, cute scenes, very good drawing style. This series played around with my emotions. [3/5]
• [ Shakugan no Shana ] Did you ever think you are already dead and you are just a copy of your former self? Well, that’s what this series is about. Officially. In my opinion, it’s about Yuji and Shana not kissing, even though they should. I keep waiting for the third season [4/5] for season one and [3.5/5] for season two.
• [ Spice & Wolf ] What do a loli wolf spirit and a traveling merchant have in common? Nothing in particular, but they still seem to get along well. [3.5/5]
• [ Full Metal Panic ] Action. Pure action, spiced with a romance and a few explosions. Love it. Season one gets [5/5], FMP – Fumoffu (an in-between season) gets [4.5/5]. I didn’t watch the third season yet, so if you’d like me to, I could write a short review.
• [ Hayate no Gotoku ] Pure romance/action/scifi/yakuza comedy. I just love it. [5/5]
• [ Azumanga Daioh ] Typical slice-of-life anime. Nothing special, still a must-see. [3.5/5]
• [ Lucky Star ] Azumanga Daioh with cuter characters and more dirty jokes and otakus. [4.5/5]
• [ Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu ] Also known as the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. I just wanted to show off with my japanese. That show is a pain to watch because the episodes weren’t aired in the right order on purpose. Fortunately, the right order can even be found on wikipedia, so for the skilled among us, it shouldn’t be a problem. Overall, comedy that still made me think. Also, it’s internet culture. Just watch it. [4.5/5]
• [ Kanon 2006 ] Similar to Clannad, since it’s from the same company and they seem to reuse characters and stories. I still like it. [3/5]
• [ Air ] Same as above. [3.5]
• [ Rozen Maiden } DESU SPAM DESU ~! Cute dolls fighting each other and destroying a boy's room. Dramatic, but still funny on the right scenes. An absolute must-see! [5.5] for season one and [10/5] for the second season. Extra points for making me sad.
• [ Makai Senki Disgaea ] Based on the Disgaea-game for PS2 that almost drove me mad. It took me weeks of leveling. The story is a bit different from the game, and it has the ending I didn’t like. Still, [3.5/5]
• [ Myself - Yourself ] A bit similar to Clannad and stuff, but from a different company I think. Sorta cute, but nothing special. Good to get rid of boredom though. [2/5]
• [Black Lagoon ] Guns, Heineken and cigarettes. [3/5]

That’s it. See ya.

Liquid Helium

I’m gonna pour liquid Helium over my head. It is so fucking warm in here, I lack of words to describe it. People who know me will probably be shocked now since it’s sort of rare that I lack of words. Summer is ok, I really like summer – but why is it just impossible to keep my room temperature around ~20°c?  I mean, we’re living in a world where we can access the whole knowledge of mankind over the internet (from what I know about the internet, 99% of mankinds’ knowledge is porn, bombs, fascism and disgusting pictures of women and horses), but I can’t cool my room properly? What the fuck is this shit? If anybody offers cheap liquid helium, I’d be happy if you contact me. I really mean it.

Goddamnit. It’s too hot to write anything. I’m back to watching random anime and putting ice cubes on my head.

Soon dead.

Sven

Oh my (unexistant) god …

I want winter. Now.

My new PC I spent a lot of money for overheated, so the CPU shut itself off. While I was playing TES4-Oblivion. Can you imagine my rage? And that happened the whole fucking day, until I took my lame old pc ans went online with it. Now I am writing this post on a crappy 768mb ram box. I will have to spend a lot of money for a new coolant for my new pc. Donations are appreciated, I accept VISA, mastercard and caressing.

Does anybody in NRW, germany, have an acustic guitar for sale? Probably cheap? Contact me, I’m interested.

The weekend gets closer and closer, but I can’t wait for it. A good friend of mine once said “The first five days after weekend are the worst, but after that, it gets better!”

In love, your very best friend Sven ~

Alright, let’s get started

Hello world. I love you.

Nothing actually worth of writing happened today. I fucked up a classtest, got annoyed by my class and spent too much time gaming and watching anime with my stupid vlc media player that crashed at the funny scenes.

If anyone knows how to beat the “Eyes of Valmar”-boss in Grandia 2, help’d be appreciated.

I might upload a few drawings in the next week (yeah, drawing is one of my hobbies). Don’t expect too much.

Now I am hungry. See you, world.